Back in school we had to attend a career counseling where we had to ask ourselves a lot of questions to find out what would be the perfect job for our future. I was 15 and didnâ€™t take it too serious, maybe because I already sensed that a normal job wouldnâ€™t be my future?
Iâ€™ll try to answer them questions from my perspective TODAY, including the last two that didnâ€™t come from the original questionaire ( Can then love be Sin? Am I a cool chick?)…
Are you physically and intellectually fit enough for your dream job = Traumjob ( so 90ies the word!) ?
- Yes, I guess so. But only if I eat healthy, do sports and sleep enough.
What are your talents?
-Pfuh, hard one. I guess I have so many medoicre talents that I spent the first 10 years of my adulthood to find out about them and sorted out some of them as career options…
Will you be single or married?
-Good question to ask a 15-year-old. Right now… single.
Are you flexible?
-All the more since I do yoga more frequently…
Do you like traveling?
-I love it, I would like to be paid for it!
Wanna have a career?
-Oh, yes, please, where do I have to sign?
Can then love be Sin?
-I donâ€™t think so. Emotional as well as physical love is one of the greatest inventions of manhood (apart from penisses, chocolate and champagne).
Am I a cool chick?
Well I guess thatâ€™s the answer to what my dream job is gonna be.
Being a cool chick.
Simple as it is.
Couldnâ€™t have somebody encouraged me when I was 15?
…Oh, no, wait, I was busy shooting drunk half nude party pics in the bathrooms of friends houses whose parents were on holiday…